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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Epic Sock

My friends and I spotted a sock outside the Epic Burger restaurant in Chicago, IL. It caused quite a commotion as passers-by (my friends and I) stopped to snap photographs of the essential footwear. I should also note I found four buttons, two knit caps, two grocery lists, one glove and one penny. If this is what Chicago has to offer, then I heart Chicago.


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Dear Santa,

Please bring me some Smartwool socks. They're so warm and comfy, but I feel so stupid spending $22 on a single pair of socks.

Sincerely,
Miranda

Do your feet get cold in the North Pole? Mine get cold in St. Louis. Here's a tip: layer your socks. Here's another tip: bring me some socks so I have some to layer.

Sincerely,
Miranda

I'd like to participate in one of the sock-knitting seminars offered by the elves. If the seminar doesn't exist, I'd like you to coordinate a sock-knitting seminar.

Sincerely,
Miranda

There have been many advancements made in genetic engineering. Have your elves stayed up to date with current trends? If so, it would be kind of cool to have another foot so I can wear more socks.

Sincerely,
Miranda

Please leave all my gifts next to my fireplace. I do not hang a stocking -- it's a terrible strain on the sock.

Sincerely,
Miranda