Found Socks, Missing Person

This happens to me all the time: both of my socks wiggle off my feet and fall out of my shoes mid-stride. Lucky for me my dryer spits out extra socks to compensate, so it all evens out in the end.

If these are your socks, let me know as soon as possible. I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally stepped into socks while walking down the street.