And the Winner Is...

After carefully reviewing all submissions, I'd like to congratulate Matt S. of London for winning the 2009 Gold Toe Award.

The winning entry:
What's between a sock and a hard place?
The toe of a shoe . . . at the instant its owner kicks a rock.
- Matt S.

Other noteworthy entries:
According to poker rules, what beats a pair of socks?
Two pairs.
- Matt S.

Who is considered the greatest writer for the sock-puppet stage?
William Socks-peare.
- Matt S.

Other than soccer, what's a sock's favorite sport?
Football.
- Matt S.

Do socks like scandals?
As long as it's the 1918 Black Sox scandal. Otherwise they like to play fair.
No, I said, "Do socks like sandals?"
As long as they're the 1918 Black Sox-model sandal. Otherwise they
dislike being worn with sandals.
- Matt S.

Why don't squirrels wear socks?
They don't know any better.
- Matt S.

From the "If we can put a man on the moon . . ." department: If we can
make a salad spinner, why can't we make a sock spinner?
- Matt S.

Derek & Toby
- Erica W. (California)


Stay tuned for the 2010 Gold Toe Awards.